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I read on a forum that this position
encourages pregnancy.

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And how long do you have to stay like
that?

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Uh, I don't know.

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You're not going to be stuck like that
all day, are you?

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I'm going to try to hold it as long as
possible.

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I'm glad I started yoga.

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Hey, can you make me some tea?

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It's okay.

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I have a really good feeling this time.

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Me too, babe.

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Just think, in a few moments, we could
be future parents.

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I hope so.

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What is it?

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I'm so sorry, Alice.

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I really thought this was going to be
the time.

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Well, it could be a false negative. That
happens.

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Maybe.

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Look, we can always try again.

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I had a really good feeling this time.
We did everything right.

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Maybe it's just not meant to be.

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Tell me the truth, Mike.

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Are you happy?

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What would even make you say that?

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I don't know. I just get the feeling
you're tired or you don't care.

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Look, it just really hurts me to see you
suffering.

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But you're also right. I have been a
little numb, and I'm sorry.

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Well, you still love me, right, Mike?

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Of course I love you. I'll always love
you.

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Okay.

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I gotta get going, okay? I'm gonna be
late.

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Okay. Yeah.

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Okay, I'll see you later.

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Yeah, um, I've got a meeting, but I'll
do my best to be home by dinner, okay?

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Okay. Okay.

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Bye.

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What's wrong?

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Have you been there all day?

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Maybe.

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Look.

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We can't keep going through this, Alice.

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Don't you want a baby?

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You know I do, but... I see how much
this is hurting you, and...

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We're going to have to try out some
other options soon.

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Maybe adoption?

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Well, maybe we're not doing it right.
Maybe we should see a specialist.

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Okay, I mean, we can speak to someone in
the medical field.

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It's just, I feel like a failure. I feel
like I'm broken.

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You can't think that way.

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I just, I feel like a...

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I know we can adopt, but I just, I
really want a child that looks like you.

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And I just want you to be happy.

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You're going to be a wonderful mother no
matter what.

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You really think so?

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I know so.

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I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it.

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I guess I'm scared that, what if
motherhood ruins what we

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have?

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It won't.

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What if I change?

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Are you worried about your body
changing?

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Or just about not having a baby?

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You're right. I'm worrying too much.

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It's okay.

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I know how bad you've wanted this.

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What would I ever do without you?

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Well, I would be running alone through
the woods naked.

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But, uh, I think you'd be totally fine.

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You're teasing me.

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You're my rock. You're my everything.

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I love when you just hold me.

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Me too, me too.

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I love you, Mike.

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I love you too, Alice.

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Very good.

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You think? I wasn't sure I fully grasped
the concept of neoteny. Oh, you grasped

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it just fine.

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In fact, I'm sure all you had to do was
look in the mirror.

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You think so?

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Yes.

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You are the image of youth infertility.

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I had a question, Professor.

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Please, call me Mike.

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Okay. Mike, I understand mate selection
among humans, that men and women have

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different qualities that they search for
in a perfect mate, but I just don't

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understand how or why somebody would
sleep with a total stranger.

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Well, two people aren't exactly
strangers once they've had sex, now are

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they?

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Well, you know what I mean.

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women look for certain things in men
like dependability, strength, and

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maturity, then how would she find that
in a total stranger?

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Well, please don't consider me a
chauvinist for sharing this perspective.

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But this is precisely why men are more
likely to have sex with a total stranger

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than women are.

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But women still do it, right?

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Listen, this isn't one of those
questions you're asking on behalf of a

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friend when that friend is actually you,
is it?

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Maybe.

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I thought we were friends.

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We're not strangers.

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You really consider us friends?

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Okay, well, maybe not friends yet, but
we're definitely equals.

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I really enjoy having you in my classes.
You know, you engage.

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On a level that very, very few students
do.

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I'm not overstepping or anything, am I?

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Of course not.

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You know, I wasn't asking about you
either.

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I didn't think you were.

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It's just that ever since I started your
class, I've been thinking about the

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biology of young women.

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How someone my age could go to a club
and pick up a total stranger.

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Well, there are a lot of factors at
play.

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Size, tone of voice, which could
indicate that a

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woman's looking for something specific
in a partner.

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I suppose that's why women are so often
disappointed by the men in their lives.

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What do you mean?

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Well, you look at me, and I have the
markers of youthfulness and

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attractiveness. You know, big eyes,
small waist, clear skin.

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But... Those markers fade over time.

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And as for women, we look for a low
voice, which doesn't necessarily

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mean that they're dependable, or big
arms, but that doesn't necessarily mean

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that they're strong.

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It's like a false promise.

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Holly, that's a very intelligent
observation.

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I'm just thinking out loud.

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There was...

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Something else I wanted to ask you
about.

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I'm listening.

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It's about chastity.

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Chastity? Well, one of the traits that
men look for in women is chastity. But,

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I mean, what if the woman wants to sleep
with other people?

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You know, try different things.

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Well, men do tend to categorize women in
two different ways.

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one of those is women who are ideal for
long-term coupling and the other is

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women who are ideal for a quick fuck
Isn't it

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kind of shameful to be a quick fuck
Well,

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I Mean we can't we can't all be a slave
to our biological impulses, you

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know

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If we were, we wouldn't be here in this
office as we are right now.

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We'd be out there in the bushes, covered
in mud, fucking each other's brains out.

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So you don't think it's a bad thing for
women to watch sex?

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Not at all.

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In fact, I think it's hot.

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Good to know.

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So I've got a little question for you,
Holly.

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How would you measure a man like me in
regards to biological desirability?

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You or someone like you?

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Whichever you prefer.

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Well, I'll have to get a closer look.

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You're attractive, obviously.

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Big hands, deep voice, you're tall.

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You have good teeth, too.

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And you have a good job paying well.

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You're responsible.

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How would you know that?

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Guys my age can't really hold a job.

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Okay, fair enough.

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Do you want me to keep going?

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I think you pretty much got it covered.

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So tell me, do you still think of me as
a stranger?

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I wasn't talking about me.

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I was talking about my friend.

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Oh.

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Well, what does your friend think of me?

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She thinks you're pretty cute.

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Well, you should, uh, let your friend
know that she's pretty cute, too.

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Well, you know, now that we're on a
first-name basis and a bit

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more...

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Intimate.

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I should probably go.

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No.

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Please stay.

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This was my mistake.

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I don't want you to think you did
anything wrong, so please.

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You're married, Mike.

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It's true.

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But, honestly, we haven't been on good
terms lately.

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Maybe that's because you won't answer
the phone.

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We're trying to have a baby.

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Oh.

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And it's not going well.

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Go.

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Please, I'm asking you to stay.

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I don't want this to end on a bad note.

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Well, do you love her?

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Yes, with all my heart.

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Then why risk it?

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I don't know.

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To punish myself, maybe?

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For not giving her what she wants?

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Well, you're young still. You don't
understand.

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I understand that you have a wife and
you shouldn't be doing this.

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Look, this isn't just about sex to me,
okay?

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I really like you.

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You really love your wife.

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Both things can be true.

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Doesn't mean we should act on it,
though.

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No one's going to know.

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But I'll know.

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And I know this is nothing but a
distraction.

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No. Really.

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You're a bright, beautiful, young woman.

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With all the markers of biological
attractiveness from your words.

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It's a happy coincidence.

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You're not mad, are you?

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No.

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Unfortunately, I find you very
attractive.

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Not again.

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Go on. Answer it.

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Okay.

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Hey, babe.

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Yeah. Oh, sorry. I was just with a
student, of course.

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Yeah, I had fun earlier, too.

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Well, you know, it's midterms, and kids
these days aren't quite how we used to

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be, you know?

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Oh, no, sorry, it's just my bad knee is
acting up again.

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Yeah, we're getting old.

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Yeah, it's important to keep talking
about these things. I agree.

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Let's just, uh... make sure we keep
talking about the type of things we used

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to, too, okay?

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No, Alice, please.

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No, no, no, no, no. Just don't... don't
show...

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Like, I'm gonna be here late tonight.

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Okay?

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Please, I'll just take a taxi.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Um... Okay, don't worry about it.
I'll... Please, like, if you're here, if

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you're waiting outside, like, it's gonna
stress me out.

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Alice?

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Alice?

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Oh, fuck.

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God damn it.

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She sounded upset.

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Well, it's nothing. Just don't worry
about it, okay?

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Well, do you want me to stop?

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No, no. She's not going to come.

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Are you sure?

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I mean, I can stop.

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No, no, no. It's just all the more
reason for us to hurry.

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You were awfully good at that, Emily.

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I didn't expect you to be so well
endowed, Professor.

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Thank you.

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It's good.

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That's it.

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student exams.

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I heard some weird noises.

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Oh yeah, one of the students used a
reference video, so I was checking that

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out.

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Uh oh.

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Do you want to hear the news?

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Uh, sure.

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Yeah, what news?

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It's happened.

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What's happened?

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We're pregnant.

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Oh, great.

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Isn't it? Great.

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Yeah, it is.

